Jaws

Yesterday I was walking on campus when I thought I heard singing. I looked over and saw two men dressed in shark suits. They were singing the Jaws theme song and running in circles around a couple. As the theme song progressed, the sharks circled closer and closer. When the song ended, they both suddenly lunged at the couple, then ran away, laughing at the couple's screams. My new life goal is to participate in something of the same nature.