Astrology

So, I was looking up astrology information about myself, just for fun. Here is what I found:
"Taurus may be obstinately and exasperatingly self-righteous, unoriginal, rigid, ultraconservative, argumentative, querulous bores, stuck in a self-centered rut."
We are ugly ("Although their physical appearance may belie it, they have a strong aesthetic taste"), have no sense of humor, and are sloppy, greedy drunks. I would flourish in "almost any form of bureaucracy", although chemistry was also on the list.
There were no positive points. Ouch.
So, apparently you all are good people for hanging out with me. Thanks.