So a five-year-old (one of the children Jon and I teach) came up to me in church today. "Do you have any kids?"
"No, not yet."
"Oh, well, when is the baby coming out of there [while poking my stomach]?"
Apparently either five-year-olds have no concept of the anatomy of pregnancy, or I need to start thinking about losing some weight.
That's okay. Someone at stake conference asked me if I was pregnant. She was 21. I think it's safe to say she has some concept of the anatomy of pregnancy.
ReplyDeleteYou shoulda said a year.
ReplyDeleteOr "Thanks to you, I don't want children anymore."