When I was little, I believed everything my older brother Josh told me. I was an innocent lass, and he was a mischievous lad, so this worked out well. One day he took me aside and told me that there are some words that you shouldn't use, and he was going to say them just once so I would know what not to say. I looked up at him as he whispered the forbidden words.
"Fudge. Ship. Dan."
There were more, but I don't remember them. I do remember that I spent the next months afraid of talking about boats and chocolate candy.
Dan him for fudging with you and telling you that ship.
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